This weeks edition of "Stupid Lyrics" is brought to you by Lil Wayne. In the song "Forever" by Drake, Lil Wayne had this to say...
"Okay, hello it's da Martian, Space Jam Jordans
I want this shit forever, wake up and smell the garden
Fresher than the harvest, step up to the target
If I had one guess, then I guess I'm just New Orleans"
-Really, A Space Jam reference? The 1996 movie about cartoon basketball players is the most gangsta you can be?
-And exactly what "shit" do you want forever? I think I missed something in that line. However, I do enjoy "smelling gardens," but I just don't see how that is applicable in this song?
- Last thing, "Target" and "New Orleans" do not rhyme, so way to be extremely lazy there.
I guess I just have to come to the realization that all of the best rappers ever are either dead (B.I.G & Tupac), newly sober so have lost their edge (Eminem) or married to Beyonce and too busy to rap (she seems high-maintenance). I mean the new "rap" is just pitiful and I feel Lil Wayne did an excellent job at proving this in this weeks edition of Stupid Song Lyrics.
This is a new segment that I am starting to show how stupid some song lyrics are. My plan is to show how untalented some of these people are that make money off of pointless songs. Any moron can take a beat and say anything over it and people will dance (check out Leada Woods).
This first edition of "SSLOTW" is brought to you by Cali Swag District and the song "Teach Me How To Dougie." Other than the fact they say "Dougie" about 56 times throughout the song, there is really no explanation of what the fuck a Dougie is.
Take this excerpt for instance.
"I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me
I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me
You just do you and imma do me (all day)
Dudes love to hate so they try to screw me"
Wait... What? Let me break this one down...
- I begin to dance and people attempt to replicate what I am doing.
- I leave a function and that is when ladies decide they want to have sexual relations with me.
- You masturbate and so will I (that's just weird)
- Men can't find any love in their lives so they try to have sex with me.
All I have to say is that I am not sure how this group makes money, but good job guys. Tune in next time for the Stupid song lyrics of the week!
