Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I am back...

So I took about six months off, but I am now back to analyzing stories to help those who are not interested in the mainstream media.  You may not get up to the minute information, but I will dissect a story and tell you what really happened (with as much mockery and sarcasm as possible).

Let's just quickly recap some of the events in the past 6 months...

-Sports:
The NFL goes on strike and monopolizes sports stations' headlines for months just to compromise on the inevitable that there will be a season.
-World:
There are so many riots right now that people don't even know the reason they are out looting. (Fun fact: Baseball bat sales in London are up 900% in the past week).
-Music:
Amy Winehouse died (the "celebrity death pool" pay out was split between 467 of the 500 entries for having the same guess).
-Local:
The State of _____________ (insert your here) is fucked because of the recent game of "chicken" in the White House.  So much for bipartisanship I guess.

That pretty much sums up the past 6 months. 

Now, back to aimlessly blogging about things you otherwise wouldn't care about.



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