Waterbury, Conn. (AP) - Police in Waterbury say a man ran over a teen boy after he mistook him for someone who snatched his girlfriend's purse.
Um... Whoops? Danny Torres and his girlfriend were driving around, looking for the punk who stole her purse yesterday. Torres saw the 17 year old kid and punched the gas and hit him with his car. Torres got out of his car "wielding a baseball bat, then allegedly threatened to kill the boy and held him until police arrived."
So, Torres looks like the hero to his girlfriend and is positive that he is going to get a little booty that night. He got her knock-off Coach bag back with a half a pack of Newport's, birth control and $1.23 in it, but no, you got the wrong guy! Police proceeded to arrest Torres because his street justice was directed at the wrong person.
Do you want to know what really happened? There was no bag. Torres' girlfriend was just sick of his stupid, cocky, bad ass attitude but was too afraid to dump him so she made up a story that her purse got stolen. She probably saw the first person walking on the street and said "that's the guy Papi!" The purse is fine and probably sitting at he other boyfrields' house in Bridgeport. Torres will probably serve 10-life for attempted murder while his girl gets to laugh about it every night. Ah Mi Dios Torres!
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