Thursday, January 13, 2011

Freak of the week: (Don't get stuck!)

Ok, So I took some time off of my blog.  The Montauk Monster is allowed a vacation, right? I am sure the three people that read this shit were devastated.  Anyways, want to hear a fucked up story?

Read the original story here

"MIDDLETOWN, Conn. (AP) - Police have arrested a Middletown man they say brandished a gun and robbed another man whose car had become stuck in the snow."

What is worse than having your car stuck in a snow bank at 3am in a blizzard?  How about having some punk ass 19 year old knock on your window while you wait for AAA and rob you at gunpoint.

It gets better.  Police were able to follow the tracks from the scene of the robbery to a car that was sitting close by which had two men smoking marijuana in it.  How stupid can you be?  Hey asshole, if you want to make some money in a blizzard to buy weed, how about you pick up a damn shovel and bang out a few driveways.  At the rate of what these plow companies are charging people, I am sure you could get a fat bag of purple haze or some G13 by doing just one or two.

Another thing, who the hell would want to get high and drive around in a blizzard?  I am paranoid enough driving in snow as it is, add a few hits and I would be freaking out. Plus, all of the fast food places are closed, what are you going to do when those munchies kick in? Way to think that one through buddy.

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