Ever feel like your sex life is boring and you are thinking about spicing things up in the bedroom? If you answered yes, do not take advice from 23 year-old Arthur Sedille from Oklahoma.
In the midst of of little pre-Christmas nookie on December 21st, "(CNN) He pressed it to his wife's head and pulled the handgun's slide back during sex." That's right, he shot and killed his wife during a sex fantasy in bed. I mean what woman doesn't find a pistol to her head sexy?
I try not to joke about death or murders because I really don't think they are funny, but the context in this story is too good to pass up.
"(CNN)- Sedille, 23, is facing the possibility of a murder charge in Canadian County, Oklahoma, in the death of his wife, 50-year-old Rebecca Sedille -- who died when the handgun went off in their bedroom." (No, the 27 year age difference is not a typo). And,"possibility of a murder charge?" What is the alternative? Thanks Judicial system!
There are so many sex jokes that I could make about this story (like the gun just went off, or "head" jokes), but I am not that immature. So I will leave you with this, Practice safe sex people!
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