Pretty much all that happened here is a baby deer who is inspiring to be in the same category as Wayne Gretzky, Sidney Crosby and Patrick Roy got into trouble for doing what he loves most, playing hockey. This young lad was up at the crack of dawn practicing his skating techniques and timing his blue line to blue line when suddenly law enforcement felt it necessary to remove him from the ice.
Now, I have been kicked out of public places in my day but in those cases I was doing something wrong, and that was by one police officer. In this case it took the D.E.P, police and fire department to "lead the animal to safety." In other words, they ruined all of his fun and passion for the sport of hockey.
This young fawn will now need to take up another sport because clearly the establishment feels that fawns should not be playing hockey. I will leave you with this quote from the Great One (Wayne Gretzky) - "A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be." Go find your puck, young fawn.
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(I would like to thank Matt for bringing this pointless (yet misunderstood) story to the publics attention today.)
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