Stupid song lyrics of the week

This is a new segment that I am starting to show how stupid some song lyrics are.  My plan is to show how untalented some of these people are that make money off of pointless songs.  Any moron can take a beat and say anything over it and people will dance (check out Leada Woods). 

This first edition of "SSLOTW" is brought to you by Cali Swag District and the song "Teach Me How To Dougie." Other than the fact they say "Dougie" about 56 times throughout the song, there is really no explanation of what the fuck a Dougie is.

Take this excerpt for instance.

"I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me
I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me
You just do you and imma do me (all day)
Dudes love to hate so they try to screw me"


Wait... What?  Let me break this one down...

- I begin to dance and people attempt to replicate what I am doing.
- I leave a function and that is when ladies decide they want to have sexual relations with me.
- You masturbate and so will I (that's just weird)
- Men can't find any love in their lives so they try to have sex with me.

All I have to say is that I am not sure how this group makes money, but good job guys. Tune in next time for the Stupid song lyrics of the week!