"(Hartford Courant)- Two men were arrested early Tuesday morning for allegedly breaking into 50 Cent's 52-room Connecticut mansion -- one of whom was found in a closet drinking a bottle of wine he had taken from the home."
That's right Curtis James Jackson III, aka: 50 Cent, aka: Fifty Cents (to old white people); two punk ass kids broke into your house and stole a bottle of your Beringer wine then slammed it in a closet.
What the hell are you drinking wine for anyways? Don't you rap about 40's and poppin Cristal? You should be happy that these kids took your wine, your street cred has dropped so much anyways by living in Farmington, CT (one of the most cliche upper-class towns in America). It's good that you brought a little of the hood to Farmington, I am sure the town loves it.
"Alexander Hernandez, 19, and Santos Padilla, 21, were apprehended after security guards called police about a suspicious car in the driveway."
Are you kidding me?!?! Your "security guards" called the cops? HA! What type of weak ass security guards do you have that resort to calling the Farmington PD? I figured you would have a refugee army with armed guards and machetes (Wyclef style).
Well Curtis, I am glad the Farmington PD were able to take care of the wine bandits and all is safe in your mansion.
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